We’ve been together a while now. Things are usually quiet, but that’s fine for me. I’m glad we could work together to be an outlet of anonymous confessions, letters, and what ever else people like to send in.
I should have saved this for some anniversary or another, but I don’t care much for them.
Ta,
The Post Master
I am going pretty damn good without you around. Get over it.
Sincerely,
Daughter
i type in lowercase for a reason.
shut up and stop calling me lazy.
-sub
Yes I love you. Yes I am annoyed with you. YES I have taken my medication. Yes it annoys me that you think I’m pissed off because my medication is messed up. Couldn’t it just be that I’m pissed off because you’re being a dink right now?!
Sincerely,
Pissed off wife
To My Cat, now that she is gone,
It’s been a couple of months now, and I still miss you. There is a huge cat-shaped hole in my heart. It’s like, no matter how many other cats I know, or live with, none of them will ever be connected to me the way that you were.
For sixteen years you were a part of me, even when we had to live apart.
And now, I wonder if you are angry with me. Baby you were so sick. I couldn’t leave you like that. You barely got out of your bed. Your kidneys had gone. And yet I found you in the bathtub that time, meowing triumphantly, one day after you fell trying to jump into your favorite spot. (I’m still not sure why you loved the bathtub so much.) You wanted love…and tuna the day afterwards, but only in your bed. That was all you would eat in the end.
I still see you out of the corner of my eye. I still reach for that connection when I pick up another cat. I miss you so much, and I hope that you understand.
I love you Baby-Cat,
Your Mum
Is it my imagination, or did you fire me for not being cute enough? Or, was it just because I’m not Asian? That was the impression I got from certain things you said.
By the way, your products are cheap, easily broken pieces of crap. Did you know that? We constantly had to take exchanges for things that had broken immediately after they had been sold. I’m sort of sorry I put so much effort into being an assistant manager for you.
Signed,
Disgruntled
I don’t understand you.
I know I’ve been treating you write for months now. Healthy eating, exercise, cleanliness, and even getting off the birth control pill because it can aggravate my PCOS. You went and had a cycle naturally which means I’ve been doing the right things.
So what are you doing today? You’re acting like it’s time of the month again when it’s not for a couple weeks yet. There’s no way I should be feeling all yucky because of pregnancy - you don’t start feeling yucky this early.
So what are you doing? Did I eat the wrong thing? I didn’t go to the gym today so it’s not that… What did I do wrong?
I don’t think I’ll ever understand…
Sincerely,
The Owner
What is wrong with sugar?
Oh, I know that some people can’t have sugar for various reasons, but most of those folks can’t have High Fructose Corn Syrup either, and that never stopped you from using that ingredient. Did it ever occur to you that there are people out there who are allergic to those fake sweeteners you so adore? People that get sick if you change ingredients without warning?
Apparently not, since this has happened with my favorite drink and my favorite gum so far. Now I have to check the ingredients list every time I buy something, even if it’s the same thing each time.
On the subject of additives, what is the deal with MSG? Why does it have to be in everything? Are you trying to raise the sodium level in everything, or are you just trying to make me sick? You don’t even label things properly sometimes. You just sneak it in under “Natural Seasonings” or some such obfuscatory term.
Stop trying to poison me!
Signed,
Buying Organic Now
You may currently have some of my possessions in your home, but that gives you no right to destroy any of it - especially things I have worked long and hard to save up to buy.
You got rid of my clothes. Fine.
You got rid of many of my other possessions. Fine.
But how dare you - how dare you - destroy a book! A book. You destroyed a book for no reason other than you thought it was about demonology. If you had bothered to look inside the book, you would have seen that it had nothing to do with demons.
It was a guide to medieval life! For whatever’s holy sake! It was about history and not religiously oriented at all.
If you had just donated it, given it away, anything…
But you destroyed it. And you happily admitted it.
Disgusting. So much for living in a civilized free world.
Kindly fcuk off and take your book destruction with you.
Signed
Book lover
