Dear Unobservant People,
Start paying attention!
The world would be a lot better and less stressful if people went out in to the world thinking a little bit more about other people.
Assume someone is in line behind you, whether or not you decide to use a precious second of your day to check or not.
If you see something in the store or in the window and you were walking past it, there just might be other people who were walking behind you. (Amazing, I know.) DON’T JUST STOP or someone will probably oh, I don’t know, run into you. And then you’ll scowl, as if THAT person did something wrong instead of you, and you will likely ruin their afternoon.
Most drivers out there are basically incompetent about something or other. Why compound that by taking mobile phone calls in your car. If you insist on such life-endangering behavior, fork out some cash and buy a hands-free set. That way you won’t (hopefully) take your eyes off the road to take the call, and you also won’t be the dickhead sitting at a green light fumbling for your phone and pissing the people behind you off.
Pay more attention!
Signed,
Sick of idiots