Dear Owner of the Hello Kitty Shop Which Once Employed Me:
Is it my imagination, or did you fire me for not being cute enough? Or, was it just because I’m not Asian? That was the impression I got from certain things you said.
By the way, your products are cheap, easily broken pieces of crap. Did you know that? We constantly had to take exchanges for things that had broken immediately after they had been sold. I’m sort of sorry I put so much effort into being an assistant manager for you.
Signed,
Disgruntled
